Listen Bud, The Only Cryptocurrency I Care About is Runescape GP


While you were grinding away in the mines of Bitcoin, I studied a different craft. No, not Minecraft, but some would claim it to be equally as nerdy. I have spent my time doing much smarter things than learning the ins and outs of cryptocurrencies, I learned the ins and outs of Runescape GP and I predict that this will be the next big crypto boom. You know how no one can ever predict the future except for that one ridiculous guy who makes a ton of money? Well buddy I’m tell you that ridiculous guy is me.


Before you brush me off as just another crypto nut, let me tell you a story, a story of how I became the monkfish mogul you see before you today. When I first started the Runescape grind, I was bright eyed and bushy-tailed. It wasn’t until the first time I encountered a hobgoblin den that I realized that this game was not a joke, this game was something much more.


Over the next few months I scoured the internet for tools, tips, and tricks on how to get the most for my Runescape buck. You see the paid version of the game, known to players as pay-to-play or P2P, is a much easier way to make money in the game. Thus, as you put real money into the game, you have a better chance of making more fake money in the game. Are you still with me? OK, this is where things get cool.


I discovered on my trips across the web that there are online communities with not enough time and way too much money. Communities that will pay you real life dollars and cents to provide them with money in the game, known as Runescape GP (gold pieces). Once I understood that people were willing to pay real money for fake money I had made in an online game, I knew I had something special on my hands.


I immediately organized my online clan to begin a sort of production line, using their various skills and free time to quite literally ‘mine’ a cryptocurrency we were simply referring to as GP, like when Zuckerberg dropped the “The.” However, their production was not meeting my benchmarks and so I had to branch out the operation. I threw together a quick LLC, downloaded a powerpoint on “How to Start a Pyramid Scheme” off the internet, and I was ready to go.


Over the next few weeks I turned a lazy group of Runescape players into a well-oiled money making machine, with me at the top. According to our predictions, within weeks we will be the number one owners of GP within the Runescape world, at which point we will hold the money hostage until our demands are met. You see, we got tired of just going after individuals, we’re going after the whole system. Jagex is going to have to pay us cold hard legal cash if they want their game back. And that’s our final offer.


P.S. Don’t forget to tweet #RunescapeGPistheonlyrealcryptocurrency and spread the truth today.






This article was written by Nathan Ellwood, whose second life is just as boring as his first one, only with more swords. Follow him for more on Twitter @NPEllwood.


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