How the Eritas Daily Writing Staff Plans to Spend Their Last Day on Earth

Wow, we did it. Today marks the 1,000th day in a row we have reported on the strange, mysterious, and weird world we live in. Never thinking that we would reach this goal, we wanted to celebrate by doing a couple of things. First, we are going to explore the ways in which our team of writers would like to spend their last day on Earth with the world ending around them. Some will be prophetic, others will definitely come true, and some will make you reflect on the thin line between life and death we all balance on every day. This is the angle we shoot for.

I Sold the World to Give Her the Void, But She Had Already Given Herself to the Void in Order to Save the World

Oh the humanity, oh the irony. But I guess that’s what you come to expect when you live in a world like ours. Let me tell you about the love of my life. She is someone I have known for a long time, but we didn’t realize we liked each other for the longest time. Once we got together, it was like magic and we knew what we wanted. As the months passed on, we both knew that we wanted to take the next step. For weeks, we were spending all of our time working on this project for each other. And yet, in the end, it was all for not.

Area Man Who is Worried About Getting Cancelled Probably Should Be

(St. Louis, MO) When you have lived a life the way that Chad Robinson has, you learn from time to time that it is better to just go with the flow than try to cause any sort of ruckus. That said, Chad is a person who has many regrets and rightfully so, as he has done regrettable things. Lately, as someone like Chad does, he has been getting more and more paranoid about being ‘cancelled’ for some of those regrettable actions. We decided to sit down with Chad to hear his side of the story, but if we’re being honest with you, it feels like this is actually something he should be worried about.