
Month: September 2017


Local Man Who Just Started Making Cold-Brew Won’t Shut Up About It

What’s Your Favorite Beatles Song to Listen to During Your Weekly Séance?

Neighborhood Watch: Rogue Amazon Prime Drone™

Local Woman Perpetually About to Learn Spanish

Area Man Can’t Even Remember Who He is Pretending to like The Smiths For Any More

Definitive Proof That Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer

Eritas Daily Officially Endorses Jim Carrey’s Statement “There is No Me, There is Just Things Happening”

Letter to the Editor: SOMEONE (Linda) Needs to Mind Her Own Business
