
Month: June 2017


Congratulations! You Have Been Chosen by the Rat King

Woman Not in Close Enough Proximity to Answer Question Overheard from Office Kitchen

Thom Yorke Butt-Dialing 9-1-1 named Best New Track

5 Lessons from 2002 Smash Hit “Like Mike” that Only Millennials will Understand

If Evolution is Real, Then Why do I Suck at Everything? Checkmate, Science

Are Millennials Killing My Clones?

Health-Conscious Potheads Demand Ingredient List From Dealers

That Guy from High School Selling Knives Now Apparently
