Date a Guy Who Waits for You

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Date a guy who is always there for you

Date a guy who is never going to leave you.

Date a guy who likes being around you.

Date a guy who chases after your heart.

Date a guy who always knows when to surprise you.

Date a guy who loves baseball.

Date a guy who never forgets about you.

Date a guy who has never been to Europe.

Date a guy who is tall.

Date a guy who is in constant pursuit of you.

Date a guy who always texts first.

Date a guy who never leaves you hanging.

Date a guy who loves to be tickled.

Date a guy who is interested in you.

Date a guy who will follow you to whatever end.

Date a guy who will want to take you home to meet his parents.

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Date a guy who is behind every tree.

Date a guy who runs after you.

Date a guy who eats what you eat.

Date a guy who loves the dark.

Date a guy who listens when you talk.

Date a guy who is really tall.

Date a guy who questions the very idea of gender.

Date a guy who hasn’t showered in decades.

Date a living legend.

Date a myth.

Date Folklore.

Date an internet meme.

Date a guy who always wears suits.

Date a guy who somehow never has to go to the bathroom.

Date a guy who leaves you notes.

Date a guy who follows you down hallways.

Date a guy who eats dirt, worms and all.

Date a guy with a fashion sense.

Date a guy who gives you alone time, but only for long enough to remind you he’s there.

Date a guy who needs to be spooned, just like the rest of us.

Date a guy who is really tall. I mean, huge. Like, reeeeaaaallly tall.

Date a nightmare.

Date a guy who is only visible under the crack of lightning.

Date a tall and skinny guy.

Date a tall and slender guy.

Date a slender guy.

Date slender guy

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Date Slenderman.

 

That’s basically all we were getting at.

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