Date a guy who is always there for you
Date a guy who is never going to leave you.
Date a guy who likes being around you.
Date a guy who chases after your heart.
Date a guy who always knows when to surprise you.
Date a guy who loves baseball.
Date a guy who never forgets about you.
Date a guy who has never been to Europe.
Date a guy who is tall.
Date a guy who is in constant pursuit of you.
Date a guy who always texts first.
Date a guy who never leaves you hanging.
Date a guy who loves to be tickled.
Date a guy who is interested in you.
Date a guy who will follow you to whatever end.
Date a guy who will want to take you home to meet his parents.
Date a guy who is behind every tree.
Date a guy who runs after you.
Date a guy who eats what you eat.
Date a guy who loves the dark.
Date a guy who listens when you talk.
Date a guy who is really tall.
Date a guy who questions the very idea of gender.
Date a guy who hasn’t showered in decades.
Date a living legend.
Date a myth.
Date Folklore.
Date an internet meme.
Date a guy who always wears suits.
Date a guy who somehow never has to go to the bathroom.
Date a guy who leaves you notes.
Date a guy who follows you down hallways.
Date a guy who eats dirt, worms and all.
Date a guy with a fashion sense.
Date a guy who gives you alone time, but only for long enough to remind you he’s there.
Date a guy who needs to be spooned, just like the rest of us.
Date a guy who is really tall. I mean, huge. Like, reeeeaaaallly tall.
Date a nightmare.
Date a guy who is only visible under the crack of lightning.
Date a tall and skinny guy.
Date a tall and slender guy.
Date a slender guy.
Date slender guy
Date Slenderman.
That’s basically all we were getting at.
