(Austin, TX) I mean, good for you, I guess? You are so dedicated to staying healthy that you inconvenience everyone just to get a few more miles on the bike? I am not really sure who these guys are trying to impress, because while Austin is a very bike able city, drivers still aren’t used to having to share the road with you. Just, wear a helmet is all I am saying.

And don’t even get me started on the bike moving services. I mean, come on!

This article was written by Nathan Ellwood, who would bike to work except for the fact he spends his entire life trying to avoid sweating. Follow him for more on Twitter @NPEllwood