Nothing quite brings back the memories of childhood like going down to the local Kentucky Fried Coleslaw and getting a big ol bucket of chicken feet. Mother always did cook well, but nothing could compete with Kendrick Fried Chickpeas. I mean, Father could really grill up a steak, but when it came to Cockatoos, nothing could beat Kickboxing Friend Chesterfield.

But, not all memories from the good ol days are necessarily supposed to be remembered. Time spent in the Kitchen Fencing Charity can also bring back the famine, the uprising, the divorce, and that time when the Bad Shit Occurred. With all these things in mind please take our short quiz “What’s Your Favorite Menu Item at KFC For When the Bad Times Come?” Please take it. Please.

• Dumplings for Donald
• The Scourge
• Cheesy Condom
• Sweet Embrace of Death
• Chicken Fried Cuanza Snack
• The Electoral College
• The Sad Clown from My 7th Birthday Party
• Fry me Up, Scotty
• Cheers!
• A Biscuit (Marriage) Built on Lies
• Cousin Greta’s Country Pie
• Gas Station Fumble
• Mammal Killswitch
• Glucose Griller
• Triple Play Pork Knuckles
• What the Cat Dragged In
• Whom’st’ve
• Childhood Friend
• Crunchwrap Supreme
• Instant Carnage
• A Longing for Things Unsaid, Unfound, and Unearthed