Find Out Which Tumblr Shrek Post You Are Based On Your Zodiac Sign Or Else

Film: Shrek (2001). Shrek (MIKE MYERS) is unduly alarmed in Dre

Thanks to the hard work and dedication of our team here at Eritas Daily, we have put together a list of Zodiac signs and their correlating Tumblr Shrek post. “Listen to the stars and you will be set free.” You know who said that? Shrek.

 

 

 

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Aries (March 21 – April 19) – You’ve got a strong, straightforward personality. You know what you’re about.

 

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Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – You don’t feel a strong need to collect things in this life, so when you know what you want, you make sure to let others know.

 

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Gemini (May 21 – June 20) – Your dualistic nature can get you into some … interesting situations. Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

 

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Cancer (June 21 – July 22) – You’ve got lots of *~*FeElS*~* about ALL OF THE THINGS.

 

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Leo (July 23 – August 22) – Your desire for acknowledgment and attention can lead you to do things you wouldn’t normally consider – like performing lady power ballads in Jessica Rabbit dresses.

 

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Virgo (August 23 – September 22) – You have a keen sense of right and wrong embedded in your personality, and calls it like you sees it. You give credit where credit is due.

 

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Libra (September 23 – October 22) – Your sense of justice and duty leads you to stick up for the little guys – even if you do it on accident.

 

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Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) – Like the Virgos, you calls it like you sees it. But you do it less out of a sense of just recognition, and more because you want to be known for being ahead of the curve.

 

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Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) – You’re great at finding the silver lining in any situation, and are more likely than others to leave uplifting bathroom graffiti to balance out all of the cartoon genitalia and swear words.

 

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Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) – You’re known for being selfish, goal-oriented, and ruthless. These traits come in handy when running a regime!

 

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Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) – You’re a vulnerable, friendly people-pleaser; the ultimate Tumblrer.

 

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Pisces (February 19 – March 20) – Your wild imagination leads to strange dreams. Follow them!

 

 

 

 

This article was written by Maggie McAlister, who clearly recalls her parents laughing while she and her little sister performed the Shrek dance party when they were little. She’s still thankful they didn’t record it. You can follow her on Twitter @madmaggs21.

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