What up nerds, it’s another zodiac listicle baby so let’s get into it. Everyone loves Instagram, right? Sure, let’s do something with that. I get the feeling that some of our zodiac specialists have some hard-hitting ideas about exactly which Instagram filters represent each of the different signs, so let’s find out what they have to say. Here’s Maggie with the scoop:

 

As they say, let’s get this party started. First up, Gemini:

 

Gemini: Saturated Toaster

 

 

Isn’t that just soooo Gemini? I know, right?

 

Not to be outdone, Aires:

 

Aires: Overdone Rise

That’s the king of high energy, hard-boiled leadership we look for in an Aires. Good on you, buddy.

 

Next, Aquarius:

 

Aquarius: 1977 Colorspolosion

Aquarius you are a SOCIAL JUSTICE QWEEN Your filter is 1977, because the 70s, with lots of filters to get as many colors in the pic as possible.

 

Next up, the best one, crab-time Cancer:

 

Cancer: Earthy Valencia

Low contrast, low brightness, nicely saturated – Just like you, Cancer. We’re glad you’ve finally come home.

 

Who’s next? It’s Capricorn, bitch.

 

Capricorn: Hudson

Everything is stable in the filter edits, except structure. Structure is off. The. Charts.

 

Guess who? It’s Taurus.

 

Taurus: Lark

Taurus is warm, bright, and earthy toned. They’re a total lark, getting joy out of getting the job done for the people they love.

 

Don’t you forget about me. Next up is Pisces:

 

Pisces: Dogpatch (this is a filter?)

Pisces will help you GROW (dogPATCH) and will fade into the background so others can see their little egg t h r i v e.

 

Oh boy, here comes Leo!

 

Leo: Gingham, baby

Leo! With the dramatic! Gingham! Lots of edits!

 

Oh look out, here comes Virgo:

 

Vigro: Reyes

I knew a girl in high school who’s last name was Reyes. And she was helpful. Like Virgos. So Virgos, you get a slightly filtered for brightness Reyes.

 

Ooh, is that Libra?

 

Libra: Normal

Libra, you’re balanced. Au natural, as they say.

 

Our penultimate looksie belongs to Scropio:

 

Scorpio: Kelvin

Scorpio, you’re SUPER INTENSE. Super. Here’s a Kelvin for you, with edits as strong as the tea you’re spilling 24/7.

 

Finally, we have Sagittarius.

 

Sagittarius: No filter, but make it fashion. 

Sagittarius – you’re fearless! No filter, but make it F*a~S*h~I*o~N

 

End of listicle.

 

 

 

 

This article was co-written by Nathan Ellwood and Maggie McAlister, with help from Holly Ratcliff and Veronica Nelson. They are all cooler than you. Follow them for more on Twitter @NPEllwood @MadMaggs21 @HollytheHare.