As we all know, July 4th marks America’s Independence Day, celebrated across the land in remembrance of when we were like ‘later England’ and signed a sheet of paper. Not like we ever shut up about it, am I right? In honor of this special occasion, we are letting you in one a little bit of Fun Knowledge for you to spread around this Summer season. Come find out how people in all 50 states wish each other a Happy 4th of July, or as our friends in Tennessee say, “Enjoy the Bread of Your Beloved.”

Alabama: “Delicious Tide Today, Neighbor!”

Alaska: “Seek Further Horizons.”

Arizona: “STAY INSIDE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.”

Arkansas: “Happy Wal Mart!”

California: “Look to the Coming of the Night.”

Colorado: “Welcome to the Region, Enjoy the Snow.”

Connecticut: “Oh great Spirit, Ascend!”

Delaware: “No Such Thing As Tax Fraud.”

Florida: “Is that Fireworks or a Gunshot?”

Georgia: “Run!”

Hawaii: “Surfs up for America, my friend.”

Idaho: “Remember the Farm.”

Illinois: “Happy Day of the Destroyer!”

Indiana: “Been to Indianapolis?”

Iowa: “Corn Time!”

Kansas: “It’s That Time Again!”

Kentucky: “Haw Yee!”

Louisiana: “We Won’t Bury You, But You’ll Get Buried.”

Maine: “Look Out for that Lighthouse!”

Maryland: “When the Time Comes, We Are Ready!”

Massachusetts: “Happy 4th of Jul-Beans.”

Michigan: “Don’t Get Lost in the Woods!”

Minnesota: “Someone Come Find Me.”

Mississippi: “Void! Void! Void!”

Missouri: “Heartland of Heritage.”

Montana: “Sky’s the Limit!”

Nebraska: “Corn Time 2: Electric Boogaloo.”

Nevada: “Gamble Your Life Away!”

New Hampshire: “Go Back to Forgetting About Us.”

New Jersey: “Danny Devito to You, Good Sir,” which of course the response is “Danny Devito to You, Kind Madam,” regardless of gender.

New Mexico: “Don’t Look to Closely at our Rocks! No, Stop! Don’t Look at the Rocks!”

New York: “Yankee Doodle Dandy!”

North Carolina: “Tweet Your Senators!”

North Dakota: “We Must Become Canada!”

Ohio: “Happy 4th, You Jabroni.”

Oklahoma: “Yee Hoo!”

Oregon: “Meet me Under the Elm.”

Pennsylvania: “The Sun! The Sun! Launch me to the Sun!”

Rhode Island: “Succumb to the Sludge!”

South Carolina: “Steal the Land!”

South Dakota: “This is Stolen Land!”

Tennessee: “Enjoy the Bread of Your Beloved.”

Texas: *Shouting over explosions*

Utah: “Look Out for the Lake!”

Vermont: “Help Me Out of this Tree!”

Virginia: “We Fought the Civil War and We’ll Do it Again.”

Washington: “You Didn’t See That!”

West Virginia: “WV Means Family Sticks Together.”

Wisconsin: “Happy Cheese Day!” but to be fair, this is an everyday greeting.

Wyoming: “Commit a Murder, No One Will Hear It!”

Wow! That’s all for now. “Succumb to the Sludge!” as they say.

This article was written by Nathan Ellwood, who