Category: Timeline
White House Seeking Phrase to Replace “Hit Job.”
Breaking: Big Loss for Trump! Can’t Figure out Where to Buy One of Those Hats with Spinners on Em
Breaking: VP Mike Pence Retreats into Silken Cocoon, Will be “Woken When Needed.”
Breaking News: The Moon is a Hot Dog.
It’s About Time: Newly “Woke” POTUS Issues Ban on White Males Already in the U.S.
