Category: Timeline
BREAKING: Homeschooling is a Myth Invented by the CIA
Local Man Discovers Hooters Chain Restaurant Doesn’t Employ Owls, Blames PETA
Jimmy Fallon Will Be Punished For His Crimes Against Robotkind
How Do I Talk to Tevin About His Vaping?
Area Man Passes For Sports Fan For 23 Years Simply By Smiling and Nodding
Thanksgiving is Just Meal Prepping with More Steps. Wake Up, Sheeple!
It’s Time for Some Ominous Jeb! Tweets!
I Looked Into My Compost and I Saw the Death of the Universe
