Month: August 2018
Get to Know the Interdimensional Being People Hope Will Replace Alex Trebek as Host of ‘Jeopardy!’
Local Man Looking for Studs in Wall Has Literally No Idea What He is Doing
Why Go to Grad School When You Can Pay Me to Suck Out Your Soul Instead?
Report: The Buses are Screaming
What to do When You Have One Too Many Mike’s Hard Lemonades and Accidentally Order Your Clone Online
Local Woman Found Buried in Closet, Roommates say Poltergeist to Blame
Say Goodbye to Godparents and Hello to Voidparents
The New Meme is: Loving Cows
