Author: eritasdaily
Breaking: Big Loss for Trump! Can’t Figure out Where to Buy One of Those Hats with Spinners on Em
Voices Unheard: Negative Polls Prefer to be Called “Realists.”
Neighborhood Watch: The Sirens of Hump Day
Soccer Mom’s Outbursts Growing More and More Obscure
Breaking: VP Mike Pence Retreats into Silken Cocoon, Will be “Woken When Needed.”
OOPSIES: Week of January 30th, 2017
Breaking News: The Moon is a Hot Dog.
This Just In: Ghosts are Real and You are One.
