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Soccer Mom’s Outbursts Growing More and More Obscure
Breaking: VP Mike Pence Retreats into Silken Cocoon, Will be “Woken When Needed.”
OOPSIES: Week of January 30th, 2017
Breaking News: The Moon is a Hot Dog.
This Just In: Ghosts are Real and You are One.
Report: POTUS a Huge Fan of Executive Orders Involving Game-Based Instructions
Neighborhood Watch: Missing Person Posters
It’s About Time: Newly “Woke” POTUS Issues Ban on White Males Already in the U.S.
