Tag: area man
Area Man About to See ‘Rise of Skywalker’ Already Seething with Anger
Area Man Somehow Forgets that Being Stabbed with Needles Repeatedly is Painful
Area Man Accidentally Uses Same Language to Describe Both His Car & His Girlfriend
Area Man Attempts to Scoop Up Burrito Remains With Chips, But It’s Just Not the Same
Growing Moment: Area Man Acknowledges Ironic Interests are Now Just Regular Interests
Area Man Blacks Out After Seeing Ad for T-Shirt with “Bacon” On It, Orders Five
Area Man Loves Spending 95% of His Time Worrying About Something That Has a 0.3% Chance of Actually Happening
Area Man’s Hot Take Lukewarm at Best
