Tag: nathan ellwood
The Fish People Living in Our Water Towers and What They Mean for You
Neighborhood Watch: Digital Signs Now Tell You How You Will Die
“Guys, We’re Going to Be Alright,” Declares Local Teen to Room of Friends Listening to The Smiths
Local Woman Has the Audacity to Enjoy Pop Music
Brett Favre Bowled a Turkey Against Me Once and He Won’t Shut Up About it
Man Who “Doesn’t Follow Politics” Lives on a Higher Plane of Existence
Tim Tebow Eyes Golf as Next Sport He’ll Pursue Mediocrity In
Trumpcare to Exclusively Cover Crossing One’s Fingers and Hoping Not to Get Sick
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