Month: September 2017
Local Man Who Just Started Making Cold-Brew Won’t Shut Up About It
What’s Your Favorite Beatles Song to Listen to During Your Weekly Séance?
Neighborhood Watch: Rogue Amazon Prime Drone™
Local Woman Perpetually About to Learn Spanish
Area Man Can’t Even Remember Who He is Pretending to like The Smiths For Any More
Definitive Proof That Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer
Eritas Daily Officially Endorses Jim Carrey’s Statement “There is No Me, There is Just Things Happening”
Letter to the Editor: SOMEONE (Linda) Needs to Mind Her Own Business
